This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he’s being used by Trump will drive him crazy
You can see it in his eyes in this picture.
What a fucking weirdo.
Is… is that real?
Oh yeah baby. Strap in. And get strapped if you don’t like it.
it’s the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he’ll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.
I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.
“When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it’s electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he’d be worthless,” the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, “and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, ‘drop to your knees and beg,’ and he would have done it…”
Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.
Sissy Space-X
Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.
How long before they upgrade Elon to Felon?..
Or Felonia if you like 😂🤣
Fellatia
That would require a functional system of government.
Musty, Felon
I was hoping to change his name to “Felon” but who knows maybe in another 4 years.
Lose one (1) election:
“Actually, misgendering is an excellent idea. Also we’re removing the pronouns from our bios.”
I’m gonna force myself to watch a crappy Stephen King movie because of this. I’ll raise a glass to anyone that can get under the skin of this dumb chump.
Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?
No you’re not
Is this a microblog post?
yes
Elonia is Trump’s blood girl.
Elon doesn’t read your tweets. This does nothing.
There’s nothing in your heart for laughing into the abyss?
No, it does something. It conveys that it’s shameful to be feminine.
Context matters here. I think the joke is that this gender-swapped picture would really piss off Elon Musk in particular because he’s so openly and proudly transphobic.
Context? On the internet? No thank you. I’ve made my snap decision and I’m right.
I think intentionally being misgendered pisses most people off.
Its not a misgendering. It is a mocking of his reverence to trump and cozying up ahead of the swear-in ceremony. If it pisses him off… it’s his own transphobia to blame. We’re just encouraging him if he’s an egg.
If the point isn’t to misgender him, then call him first gentleman. First lady is misgendering him. It feels justified and extra effective because of his transphobia. But it isn’t about misogyny.
Maybe, although I personally don’t get that at all. Then again I’m not exactly a misogynist and do enjoy drag… Maybe I do want to see Elon in legit* drag after all. And I do mean something legit–not the diarrhea of frat bro tropes he’d inevitably lean into.
Can we get a fanfic going about Elon’s secret drag performance addiction instead of ketamine? I’d probably read it, but I’d also be glad it exists.
