This is how you capitalize on someone else’s mistake. Made me actually laugh.

It reminds me of Apple’s response to Vista’s pricing tiers in 2007.

During the Apple keynote that year they said there was going to be an OS X Basic for $129, an OS X Premium for $129, an OS X Business for $129, and an OS X Ultimate for $129.

Seeing Teamspeak outlive Discord just keeps making me laugh.

Who is Ed? And how does he know so much about the future?

You hold your sandwiches like this? Weirdo…

Save time and just list Humanity as a threat to everything.

She Baroque her neck.

That’s where all the baby states are made.

I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app, Anon. How am I suppose to launch this game if I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app?

Apps that can’t stand on their own should be deleted, whether it’s nefarious or not.

Persona 5 requires some thought. Don’t play it tired.

What? No Magnum 44 marker?

“I pity the person who has to clean the sheets on Zek & Ishka’s bed.”

Let me know when they name an aircraft carrier after him.

Unfortunately the water is no longer heated.

Gowron: “DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH WARRIORS!”

Jack: “About that…”

Doctor: “For reasons I cannot understand, I am losing him.”

Because absolutely no one was expecting the same layout with a bigger screen and more streamlined hardware that literally looks like the phrase “Switch 2”? They think the whole world was suppose to be shook.

Getting a donation pool together to help build the Elon Musk Gender Therapy & Surgical Reassignment Center after he croaks.

The Japanese are mad because 10 eggs are getting close to ¥300 ($1.91).

I buy higher quality eggs and I only pay ~¥250 for 10.

(Japan doesn’t do anything by the dozen.)

Now rice… that’s gotten out of control here in the past few months. Some companies now charging 3 times what they did just last summer.

Except Idiocracy didn’t go far enough. Drumph isn’t going to walk around saying he’s sponsored by Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola is going to go around saying they’re sponsored by him.

“The Coca-Cola Company, sponsored by Donald Trump. Donald Trump - Fuck you!”

Shit’s getting real in Honey’s legal department.