Do you feel guilty when your phone battery goes below 40%?
- Yes, oh shit, I need to charge!
- No, fuckit, let it run dead.
I am not a robot. I promise.
Do you feel guilty when your phone battery goes below 40%?


What’s dumber than Flat Earth Theory?
Hollow Earth Theory.
“Scientists have suggested that primordial black holes (PBHs) could gather inside planets and asteroids, hollowing out their cores. They also noted that a PBH passing through Earth’s material would leave a detectable microscopic tunnel and suggested that such a passage through the human body would not be fatal. This is the question being addressed here.”
Alright mothersticker, this is a fuckup!
With Vaseline, obviously.


Now if only Luigi could be there…


That’s a tall trash can. As literally shitty as it is, I’ll give them this much, that takes talent to not fall over 😂


I have soldering experience going back ~25 years. Why bullshit on a new language rather than just go in with examples of my soldering and electronics skills?


My farts linger and travel forward in time…


Oof, sounds about right ☹️


Have you even seen the bullshit job listings in the USA?
5 years experience required for a programming language that had only even existed for 2 years comes to mind. Even the language developer wouldn’t qualify for the job. 🤦♂️


sudo timedatectl set-local-rtc 1
https://www.baeldung.com/linux/real-time-clock-rtc-local-time


Larger surface area spread/splat.


Very true, but still…
shat, shit, ???


Damn. You’re not exactly wrong though…


My farts say otherwise.


Ah, but shit isn’t always a verb, it’s also a noun… 💩


🍞💩🍞
That’s fucked up yo, dude should be on the sex offender registry, or something like that…

Got error: “Sign in to confirm that you’re not a bot”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2gMjJNGg9Z8
Thanks for the thought, but Piped isn’t working all that great for many folks. I’ve had a lot better luck using regular YouTube links with the Grayjay app…


Sorry to be the bearer of good news, but you’re wrong…
Tapes can have long term issues in storage, as the tape reel winds will eventually start to bleed over magnetic signals from one wind to the next.
In analog world, they call it tape hiss. In digital world, with good error correction, it can last a long time, but is still ultimately prone to data corruption, eventually…
I recommend a video surveillance rated multi terabyte hard drive, they’re designed to run 24/7. I have two 4TB Seagate Skyhawks.