vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-27 days agoNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down17
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-27 days agomessage-square4fedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoThe fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifyingmessage-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down12
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-squareThe fact that some humans can shove an entire large pizza inside themselves is both amazing and terrifyingFenrirIII@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square20fedilink
Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world · 2 days agoYouTube ads have ruined the good, old-fashioned Rick Roll.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1248arrow-down17
arrow-up1241arrow-down1message-squareYouTube ads have ruined the good, old-fashioned Rick Roll.Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square22fedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoIt's pretty cruel, particularly for non-native English speakers, that 'lose' and 'loose' seemingly switched spellings, meanings and pronunciations with each other when no one was lookingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down115
arrow-up196arrow-down1message-squareIt's pretty cruel, particularly for non-native English speakers, that 'lose' and 'loose' seemingly switched spellings, meanings and pronunciations with each other when no one was lookingplus-square58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square41fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 day agoEmail is still great for DMs if you only use it for talking to individuals, and not to sign up to thingsmessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down15
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareEmail is still great for DMs if you only use it for talking to individuals, and not to sign up to thingsElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square14fedilink
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 3 days agoFor cats, the carrot and stick approach is reversed, because they hate carrots and the stick is a Churu.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down11
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareFor cats, the carrot and stick approach is reversed, because they hate carrots and the stick is a Churu.johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square4fedilink
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 days agoProduction quality often has in inverse relationship to information quality in youtube videosplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down13
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareProduction quality often has in inverse relationship to information quality in youtube videosplus-squareRememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square8fedilink
lionkoy5555@lemmy.world · edit-25 days agoWe're not going to terraform Mars, but we're doing a good job of venusforming Earth.plus-squarefediscience.orgexternal-linkmessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down18
arrow-up1593arrow-down1external-linkWe're not going to terraform Mars, but we're doing a good job of venusforming Earth.plus-squarefediscience.orglionkoy5555@lemmy.world · edit-25 days agomessage-square21fedilink
hohoho@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoIn the class warfare of America, there seem to be an awful lot of parallels between typical Republican voters and Uncle Tom, a negro who was exceedingly subservient to his slave masters.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1147arrow-down118
arrow-up1129arrow-down1message-squareIn the class warfare of America, there seem to be an awful lot of parallels between typical Republican voters and Uncle Tom, a negro who was exceedingly subservient to his slave masters.hohoho@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square6fedilink
UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoIf aliens do come it may be only cause they want us on thier side of some bigger war.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down111
arrow-up137arrow-down1message-squareIf aliens do come it may be only cause they want us on thier side of some bigger war.plus-squareUrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square7fedilink
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 8 days agoThe Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1438arrow-down113
arrow-up1425arrow-down1message-squareThe Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 8 days agomessage-square26fedilink
Lysergid@lemmy.ml · 6 days agoThere is a country where your criminal case can be dropped by signing military contract. Does it mean you can “drop” country leader and get away with it? message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down13
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareThere is a country where your criminal case can be dropped by signing military contract. Does it mean you can “drop” country leader and get away with it? Lysergid@lemmy.ml · 6 days agomessage-square3fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoMaybe prehistoric cave paintings were actually the worst paintings of their time, because bad artists were forced to practice in caves where no one could see them. message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down15
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareMaybe prehistoric cave paintings were actually the worst paintings of their time, because bad artists were forced to practice in caves where no one could see them. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 6 days agoI'm honestly curious what the Spiderman Elsa youtube reboots will be like when Hollywood starts selling gen alpha their childhood.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down17
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareI'm honestly curious what the Spiderman Elsa youtube reboots will be like when Hollywood starts selling gen alpha their childhood.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square8fedilink
CleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoSince medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskinmessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down116
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareSince medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskinCleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square10fedilink
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-28 days agoI like how my cat always starts following and walking-meeting (Law & Order style) around with me whenever its feeding timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down11
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareI like how my cat always starts following and walking-meeting (Law & Order style) around with me whenever its feeding timeplus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-28 days agomessage-square0fedilink
dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoAlarm clocks would be more effective if the sound was someone puking or gagging.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down113
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareAlarm clocks would be more effective if the sound was someone puking or gagging.plus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square2fedilink
fubo@lemmy.world · 11 days agoIf a cat is a meow-meow, a dog is a woof-woof, and a cow is a moo-moo ... then a human is a blah-blah.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down115
arrow-up193arrow-down1message-squareIf a cat is a meow-meow, a dog is a woof-woof, and a cow is a moo-moo ... then a human is a blah-blah.fubo@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Buttflapper@lemmy.world · 12 days agoIt's crazy that a 60 ton metal airplane can just flyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square64fedilinkarrow-up1280arrow-down18
arrow-up1272arrow-down1message-squareIt's crazy that a 60 ton metal airplane can just flyplus-squareButtflapper@lemmy.world · 12 days agomessage-square64fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 days agoBallpitts are never washed. Not even once. However, some kids pee in there. This means there is a 100% chance that all balls in ballpits have been peed on, and not washed at some point.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down117
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareBallpitts are never washed. Not even once. However, some kids pee in there. This means there is a 100% chance that all balls in ballpits have been peed on, and not washed at some point.Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 13 days agomessage-square18fedilink