Sissy Space-X

Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.

And we’re just ignoring how this story was broken wide open by the BBC? I bet wicked.com won’t.

SMH

You don’t need to put a ring on it…

… unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you’ll need lots of rings.

Kinda takes “Go fuck yourself!” out of the insult cannon.