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- cross-posted to:
- nonpolitical_memes@lemmy.ml
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As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
Take her to a knightclub
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If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
Noooooo!
Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
Nice mail!
Thanks.
I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven’t tried in a while.
Love it 😀
what i’m told
“I’m glad you brought protection”
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
I’m a locksmith and I’m a locksmith.
You’ve got mail!
FE-mail. (Because Fe is the chemical symbol for iron.)
Looks like I’m in for a good knight!
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she’s clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I’ve defended my honor.
We take Jerusalem!
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
As a longbow user, that armor isn’t going to be much good
Everyone thinks they’ve got a longbow…
Aboveaveragebow for sure.
Well, don’t shoot your shot too early. Or rather, don’t loose too early?
Yep, she’s a keeper.
“Glad to see you brought protection.” 😈
