This looks super cool. Thanks for sharing it!

I’ve enjoyed my NVIDIA Shield, though it’s arguably a bit long in the tooth if they’re still full price.

I don’t cry.

Until I do, then I REALLY cry.

Tom was spying on Little Bo Peep.

Not just any guy, but Marilyn Manson, who used to play Paul on The Wonder Years. I’m not sure what was more shocking, learning about this, or learning of Mark Paul Gosselaar’s fatal motorcycle crash. Taken from us far too soon.

Quite possumbee.

Alien: fine! it sure would be a shame if something happened to these lovely polar ice caps…we shall slowly but surely shift your planet’s entire climate, until eventually you will boil like lobsters and the oceans rise!

It was a years-long mistake–I stopped buying Skittles entirely.

When they announced they were FINALLY fixing their nasty green apple mistake, I was briefly hopeful this awful timeline was finally healing itself.

Is it admire from a distance or is it lick? Because now I have a bus full of very angry-seeming people.

Actually, yeah, that may well be a “me” thing. I shouldn’t presume. It really helps me feel more alert in the morning when taken before bed, I’ve noticed, having tested just Melatonin and the two together repeatedly, but I shouldn’t presume everyone would need it. Though, it’s Vitamin D, so it probably won’t kill you.

Thank you!

Try Melatonin and Vitamin D about an hour before bedtime.

Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

Benjamin Franklin in his letter, “Advice to a Friend On Choosing a Mistress.”

The Russians have men?

Sadly doesn’t seem too bright either.

I assume you mean my pile of bologna.

Oh, have you not heard of keto!?

Does Russia have dom-marines to take on the sub-marines?

I’d start here, but you’ll likely need to tweak the amounts, because the recipe yields one Kelly LeBrock by default.

I make music, including putting it to video every once and awhile. So technically “music videos,” I guess. I don’t share them all that much, but here’s a weird one I’m kind of proud of.