A decimooch is just longer than a day.

You’re not kidding. This is what I use to plan my summers

Also y’all need to check out Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden. No relation to the conversation, it’s just hella fun.

Toad Bongzales would be a great stage name

just watched the first holodeck episode on TNG and the big problem was that they couldn’t get the arch to appear.

also this is worth saying

Open a nearby window just a crack and they’ll spy on the neighbors for you. Mine has so much gossip to tell me every afternoon.

He has a strange desire for dorito. I think there are cat unfriendly spices in there like garlic, so my void only gets his minnows.

Sprinkle on some sumac, toss it on some rice, you got a meal

Oh hey the exact consequence I said would happen.

Thank you the local god I worship is acknowledged to be fake, but also too cool to care about not existing.

Somewhere between fourth and seventh myself. Unless you’ve got citizenship somewhere else why? Statelessness is not something to aspire to.

It’s Texas, they’ve just been waiting to do it on the right week so they have something to distract from their worse politics

You couldn’t make Plan 9 from Outer Space today because Bela Lugosi won’t stand for it.

Someone ask them what the pay is I’m not on bluseky

I’m not entirely convinced evil thinks it’s doing evil. Something about the road to hell being paved in good intentions and all that.

Hey that’s my bands name

Yeah that’s fucked

Good boy Tecumseh who wants a whole chicken as a treat.

“a hat comes with the cabinet position”