Looks like the front of a fucking fridge. Bring back the cat.

I’m amazed nobody 1) noticed the smell 2) didn’t realise someone had been using a tanning bed for that long.

Death has a very specific smell. It’s not one you forget quickly.

That fucking godawful trailer convinced me not to see it unless there’s unanimous praise…

Obviously ‘did their research’ hahahhahahahh

Biden didn’t run either

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!

Yup, fuck the Salvos.

Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

I mean at least it’s flared so nobody will present to the ER with an entire car up their ass…

As someone who sells robot vacuums for a living, I’d take two!

What’s wrong with men’s phones? Is she afraid of fucking cooties?

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.

Well, I deleted my r account the day they fucked over the app developers. Been here since, so I guess it’s a decent alternative. Not as much current content and it’s 90% politics on the front page… That can be filtered out though.

The militant Linux missionaries though, they get blocked. They show up in most tech threads and it got old a year ago.

It’s a Lemming!