Looks like someone wished for a Bloodborne remaster on the monkey paw.

Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?

I never played Dragon Quest, but these remakes make me very hopeful that we’ll see a Chrono Trigger remake similar to these.

I watched someone stream it and freaked out that they grouped 10 trolls

“Has anyone tried eating birds with the flu raw?” -RFK Jr.

Nah I bet he’ll accept bribes like last term.

If the price of a Switch 2 or PS6 goes up 30%, they’ll probably pull a Kroger and mark up 40%. Plus resale prices will go up too. It’ll probably work out for them.

“It’s the liberal Democrat policies in California that have cause the woke food shortage.” -Donald Trump after mass deportations “Makes sense.” -average American voter.

I think B2EMO will get uploaded into K2.

Didn’t he do that already?

That’s my primary hope. Musk and Peter Thiel have hated each other since the PayPal days, and I’m hoping the Thiel picked administration members butt heads with the Trump/Musk campaign and nothing gets done because they’ll act like backstabby high schoolers.

I’ll be able to vote in a primary next time

Yup. 57% of Florida voted to protect abortion, and 56% voted for Trump.

But he does have a monopoly on his fan base. Hopefully the hamburder in his veins requires a scramble for a new king and none of his court can agree who should have the crown and the crowd rejects them anyway.

I can’t believe this is what gets me executed in Kristalnacht 2: Electric Boogaloo

My issue isn’t that Trump would be sucking Putin’s dick. My issue is as soon as Putin cums Trump would say “so you want Ukraine? You got it!”

In fact Trump doing this to “get his mic stand up” just reinforces my idea that the Republicans would be way happier if they embraced certain thoughts they try to shove down. Trump might be happier if he had sucked Arnold Palmer’s dick. Tucker might be happier if someone he calls “daddy” tells him he’s been a bad girl and spanks him.

I mean, Putin just calls him pretty and a great leader and then Trump does what Putin wants.

Weird. That’s not what I’m seeing.

Don’t forget he’s constantly telling people he’ll give them his sperm samples.

“I have no relationship with [Lev Parnas] any longer,” Giuliani insisted. “He’s a convicted felon.”

Yet Giuliani was at the MSG rally for Trump, a convicted felon. Curious.

Edit: fat fingered Parnas to Parbas