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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Pee posting?

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Pee posting?

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Aloud.

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      Maybe she should try more quietly.

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      It never stops being scary seeing adult and married people unable to do things you expect children to get right.

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        I dont understand how you dont question a jpeg. A child made this meme. It did not happen.

        Now if it were a png, thats a good source. Theres a lot more transparency.

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        Ehhhh, I dawnt reely no if it matters to much. Wut reely matters is that a purson can bee under stood. Thats the point of langwege.

        I no a man hoo rites like this and calls PayPal pay pow, but he is a numbers jeenyus hoo duz complex calculashins n his hed like yoo hav nevur seen.

        He can’t spell his damn name to save his life, but he’s a genius in ways that constantly blow me away. He draws complex diagrams by hand of every system he builds by hand. If anyone were ever to work behind him on something they’re very familiar with, they’d have to tear it all down and rebuild it because he just invents his own way as he goes. He has no real education either. I can’t imagine what kind of powerhouse he could be if he’d ever been afforded a chance to really learn.

        I’d trade my abilities with written language for his skills any day.

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          Why did I read that first paragraph in Canadian accent

    • fin@sh.itjust.works
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      I thought they used audio recognition or something

    • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, that made my brain short out for a second. :p

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn’t be able to pee

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      It’s difficult but not impossible

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      As long as you can maintain a steady stream of ejaculate, it’ll feel the same for her.

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    I like how they censor the “C” in dick so it’s just “DIK”

    I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol

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      dik was an animation studio once upon a time

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        I instantly heard it. DEEK

        • xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05hTBAOnDQE Relevant cyanide and happiness

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Dik-dik.

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        My friend had this little electronic twenty questions game. You would think of any object, animal, whatever and it would guess it very accurately. If your word was penis it would figure it out and guess dik-dik. That shit was hilarious to me.

  • IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world
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    pissing all by yourself, handsome?

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    Wrong community, this is shitposting, you want pissposting. Maybe even vintagepissposting…

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      You’re free to repost to pisspost this shitpost

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    I’d probably try outside if I was going to let a woman try to hold it and aim, otherwise they’re gonna miss from just piss-poor aim or I’d start getting hard and that would make it even harder to aim.

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      Yeah the shower is a much easier solution

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        Golden? Only if they’re into that kind thing

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          No I mean take a regular shower and let her stand behind you and hold your wee wee while you pee pee.

          … Didn’t think I needed to spell it out.

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      🛁

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    Tried this once, wife’s aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD

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      To be fair to your wife, we have been practicing with it since we were toddlers.

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        Standing to pee is a learned skill. Trans guys who buy a stand to pee device are all recommended to practice in the shower first.

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          It certainly is! That’s really interesting. I didn’t even consider how transitioning changes the way one would use the toilet. I can totally see needing to practice in the shower with the device.

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          I can definitely see why it would be harder than the real thing. Also didn’t know that existed, link (NSFW) pretty cool.

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        Oh for sure. I was not expecting bullseye aim I’m able to get, but I wasn’t expecting it to be several feet off course lol.

        As an aside to other replies in this, it very much is a learned skill. Having potty trained my son, it’s a skill very taken for granted. I think most men are able to piss in the dark without making any or very little mess. Especially in their own home(house layout familiarity akin to a blind person).

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    I’m going for a piss

    Oh yeah, want some help with that?

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    She is a keeper

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      I don’t like giving myself golden showers

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        And i can respect that (i think)

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    Preschool Memes need to die, you can say ‘dick’ on the internet for fuck’s sake!

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    Dick

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    My wife asked for this. Lol

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      I’ve definitely let my wife write her name.

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    I am grateful that, in 24 years of marriage, this has never been an issue that has come up between my wife and I.

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    I think I’m gonna just cut out my eyes

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      Melon baller

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      I do this alone for fun.

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        Stay back, cum walls. This is a piss ceiling house.

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    His flacid dick is big enough for her to hold?

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      Boy… Do I have some bad news for you sir…

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        I think it’s average when erect. I ain’t really worried about it either way. Guess I set myself up for that.

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          You’re not a shower (showwer?) you’re a grower.

          Honestly seems like the better deal. Have that thing out of the way during day to day.

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