It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.
Look at all those chickens
That is indeed what I was referring to!
These are the sacrifices that have to be made to feed the grid
Anything is a hammer to an electrician, including their fists.
Red Alert!
Wow. 3 million rubles is down that much?
IKEA doesn’t sell skittles. Not Swedish enough. It would be a Pepparkakshus with Geléhallon on it called “Värmis”.
What the hell. Where’s the line for Korea?
He’s been very transparent in his attempts to move stuff around, telling his audience exactly what he’s been up to.
I mean, at least passing gas relaxes you a little
Funniest outcome from a sad fucking story I’ve ever seen.
As a policy wonk I feel that this was the correct buyer. Damn, it couldn’t be funnier. The Onion now owns Alex Jones’ former twitter account.
Actually this one 🍆 means come see Roy, and this one 💦 means CoinSquirt™
Wow that’s exactly what they would look like! Good luck to them with their erection!
JaGUar