A little from column A, a little from column B? ;-)

Right?

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God damn, it’s been a while since I’ve crossed paths with an honest-to-god rube! Keep on keepin’ on, you flickering bulb.

I live on an island in the Atlantic. There’s this beach cottage nestled in the dunes along the southern shore, and it’s been there for over a hundred years. The wealthy family that owns it no longer lives on the island, but they love the space and don’t want it to fall into ruin so they’ve had a series of caretakers for the past thirty years or so. The position is unpaid, BUT it comes with the freedom to use the property year-round. I was the caretaker for fifteen years, and a few years back passed the title down to a friend (so I can still visit.) It’s one of the most magical places on Earth, and every time I’m there it’s like my health and mana bars get refilled.

I’m with you. Everyone in this thread arguing for shoehorns comes off like an actual kook. Buy shoes that fit your feet, and loosen the laces if you’re struggling. Anything else is stubborn insanity.

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The only thing atheists should stop doing is tolerating the nonsense of the religidiots.

I like the cut of your jib.

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

This.

This right here is the random depravity I missed from that other place!

:-P

…again, if your attention is focused on the South African part, and avoiding the Nazi part, you might want to think about that.

If you take offense at Elon being called a Nazi, but think of yourself as a “liberal,” you might want to take a moment to reflect on why.

Fucking legend. Thanks for the direct link and for (unintentionally) reminding me that it was time to change my PayPal password!

Duh. I was making a joke, implying that Pacattack didn’t know the difference.

1 in 19 quintillion, roughly.

Couldn’t hear you with Trump’s tiny cock in your mouth.

That was back when we were still a first-world nation.

Geez, I hope you don’t think your 1" circumference is something to write home about!