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“What is my purpose?”
“You give handies to Elon Musk.”
“Oh God.”
“You slipped and fell?”
“Yes.”
“Penis first?”
“Yes, now get me out of here.”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Oh god I remember this
It’s his penis. The cylinder is his penis.
It’s an old meme from Reddit. Guy got his penis stuck in an m&ms tube.
People have been getting their penis stuck in things for as long as there have been holes.
When I was in high school, my biology class did a stream study, and the class funny guy was documenting it with a big vhs camcorder. I was standing next to him when he saw a broken drain pipe sticking out of a wall. He pointed the camera at the pipe, and called to me. “Hey, themeatbridge. See that hole? Don’t stick your dick in that hole.”
I laughed, because it was funny, and the class also thought it was funny when we watched it later. So funny that it became the thing everyone said to me for about 6 months. “Hey, themeatbridge, see that outlet?” “Hey, the meatbridge, see that taco?” You get the idea. I became known as the guy who has to be told not to stick his dick in things.
It was almost 30 years ago, and I still have ptsd from it.
I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I’m smart too.
Thanks, Sherlock! We couldn’ve figured it out without you!
There he goes again inventing things that already exist…
Just tell the tesla employee that comes with the robot to fake its autonomy to let go.
1" diameter
Oof! Self burn.
Let’s hear your measurements big guy
Geez, I hope you don’t think your 1" circumference is something to write home about!
Diameter is not circumference.
Duh. I was making a joke, implying that Pacattack didn’t know the difference.
Well… that escalated quickly.
I understood that reference.
I’m pretty sure I saw how this turns out on the Orville
Sounds like they slipped and fell
if its just 1 inch i wouldnt worry about it
would a cylinder measurement assumed to be in circumference or diameter?
Well, since he said “diameter” in the post, I think I found your answer.
But what if I went to the Zoolander School for Kids who don’t Read Good?
There is no way you went there, the school was way too small.
What if I’m an ant?
I question the effort you put into posting over serving the needs of the colony.
Okay, you got me there. I’m not an ant! There. I said it!
