someone will make it a walkable minecraft level in good faith, and someone else will teabag on it.

interesting update thanks

an immigration lawyer told me that more come through LAX airport than the entire northern and southern borders

sunny d + kahlua = tootsie roll

might want to consider a reinstall of the OS first, or some linux if you are up to it.

dont get your sugar where you get your bread.

onlyfans sure has some funky niches

lets be honest its your phone running a lemmy app.

Maclunkey

he ate an even number of doses, not odd.

stop trying to find someone who likes what you like and hates what you hate. try to find someone who you enjoy anyway and treats you well.

start them a month early, give yourself grace on sputtering starts.

theres a large corporation that found a computer running behind drywall a couole years ago, had been untouched for a decade. they unplugged it and it broke their entire ERP. ( had been running servoy)

when its not giving up but moving on.

Brazil

invite them to something specific that should show some semblance of understanding their interests. or ask them if they plan on going to it first, then follow up with if they’d like to join you.

the market can remain irrational far longer than you can remain solvent.

the world is full of bubbles right now but the wisest move is to hoard cash while the trumpets are playing and buy everything after the dust settles. like warren buffet isnt trying to time the crash, its long overdue.

or what if they are heavily medicated and included in a batch of illegal immigrants.

either way missing out on a bit of ransom opportunity

stop having liquids 3 hours before bedtime.

bonus question: where’s the nipples?