Not. Fucking. Yet.

Nick wouldn’t have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn’t even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That’s why he started looking for a heart.

Don’t you dare close your eyes.

What about evil twins?

John Connor was conceived in 1984 and he’s at least ten years old during these events.

Do you have a son who works for the Parks Department?

Seven-six-two millimetre, full metal jacket.

Linux 2.6 released in December 2003. Gnome 2.6 released in March of 2004. At that point Linux was truly ready for the desktop and we’ve just spent the last twenty years waiting for the rest of the world to catch up.

Some day, and that day may never come, he’ll call upon them to do a service for him.

Its ribs are ceiling-beams, its guts are carpeting, I guess we have some time to kill.

Backstreet Boys?

The Civil War was about Parliament revolting against Charles I when he tried to become an absolute monarch.

Pegasus is what happens when Zeus and Loki fuck.

Where is it? I don’t see anything.

My updog has wormdos.

He was not afraid.

This is from Captain Marvel’s origin, right?

Yes, we need to teach dogs how to tell time!

Got fed up with the wet trays in the Death Star cafeteria?