for some reason the food banks won’t accept me.

Maybe I’m just a jaded skeptic, but this doesn’t ring true to me. I’ve never seen a food bank turn away anyone for any reason. Even when they run out of food, they will provide alternative resources.

It really shouldn’t surprise anyone that those fuckers were entirely full of shit.

Kinda seems like he got everything he ever wanted.

Shitty people being shitty humans.

Really only a problem on Midnight. Spectacular views, but the locals are a nightmare.

Because when you are trying to stop police from violating federal law and human rights, you don’t want to be intrusive.

Reminds me of when Bobby Newport stole Knope’s heartwarming tale of support in the face of failure, but changed it and said “…And I won!”

Is it the pastries?

Yeah, I don’t know how to read this except “voters a fucking morons, obviously.”

While that might seem reasonable, shit’s on fire. We can and should audit for any fraud or diversion of aid after the crisis, and those guilty should face very steep punishment. But you put the fire out, in this case literally. Preconditions are simply evil. It’s playing politics with human lives.

Makes me feel a lot less confident about having a protonmail account. Best alternatives for privacy?

I wasn’t going to bother, but this kind of makes me want to delete my Facebook account.

Lot’s of websites exist. How did they do it before invasive ads and tracking?

This is an imprachable offense. Congress should be floating the idea of impeaching him day 1 in office.

I don’t demand anything, but I’m not responsible for making sure anyone else makes money. Sell it, give it away, or don’t. Don’t beg me to allow third parties to infect my devices just because they paid you to ask me.

Yeah, but then Ted Cruz came back.

The string section is responsible for slicing the sandwiches into finger-sized snacks so that the floutists and other woodwinds may also join in the honkwich fun. Simply slide the honkwich between the fingerboard and the strings and then press down.

No, see it’s OK because these slaves did a bad thing and that’s why they’re slaves. Not because they are black. It’s just a coincidence that all the slaves are black children who are punished more harshly than white criminals. They’re lives don’t ma- wait, no. That’s, uh… Tough on crime, war on drugs, not in my backyard.

Generic pop-country singer.

Which one was she?