That man shook my hand, looked me straight in the eye, and said with a smile, “It’s really nice to meet you.” I am, in fact, incredibly unpleasant. WHAT ELSE IS HE LYING ABOUT?!

  • Wogi@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Years ago I was once of Tim Walz’s students before he left Nebraska. He told me I could be anything I wanted to be, but I never became an intergalactic astronaut spy.

    WHAT IS THIS MAN HIDING???

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    I saw Tim outside in a park once and he said “ah, what a beautiful day” but I felt it was too warm.

    HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN GASLIGHTING THE COUNTRY?

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    Congrats, this shitpost was the content that finally convinced me to subscribe to this community