Ourgasm

Hope you enjoy the fallout that a large unvaccinated population causes even in those who are vaccinated

I’m no lemonologist but it looks like it could maybe be a very severe case of Citrus Bud Mites: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/384904-Aceria-sheldoni

There’s a hell of a lot of space between “perfect” and “continuing to regularly drink while pregnant”

Real Vanity Fair image, in case you were curious like me. From this article, about a quarter of the way down (on mobile at least): https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/donald-trump-wins-presidential-election-2024?srsltid=AfmBOoqLRfHo70JfvoeZaBIJqUpWHxf0nO_UKHUatbC_cgIqMWF3_dU9

Did you instruct it to give that 1000-yard stare or does it just naturally associate that with what it’s wrought here

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Congrats, this shitpost was the content that finally convinced me to subscribe to this community

Fuck you, thank you

I was already convinced, you don’t have to keep selling me

Wtf does this mean

Ok can I just say this type of opener by the girl on an app SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR WOMEN TO DO THE OPENING is complete horseshit, and yet it happens all the gd time.

So, naturally, this was the perfect response.

I’d never seen sensibility used in that way - had to look it up. You’re showing me all kinds of new things today!!

These are all incredible. This is my type of art.

Yes everyone, you’re very clever. This is not a real story. But it’s very in-theme for the community and is pretty entertaining so

Ahhhhhh of course 😆

Why is a bridesmaid wearing white…?

Ominous