Why don’t they just wait until Trump is sworn in and then he can use it to save America, right? Right?

Elon is the nerd kid that got invited to sit with the cool kids, but only because they wanted them to do their homework for them.

Now the homework is handed in and the Elon is still hanging around them and sitting at their table because he has no idea they were using him.

He won’t get the hints that they despise him untill one of them turns to his face and openly says “fuck off nerd, we never liked you”

Is… Is that the Disney verse Oppenheimer?

"But what if we try to stop destroying the planet and someone else keeps making more profits by continuing to do so?! How is that fair on our shareholders?

How are we supposed to keep increasing our revenue under those conditions? I don’t think you are thinking about what’s really important here"

Ah yeah, it’s always after I pop a Nytol that I start getting fascist thoughts and feel compelled to broadcast them to the world.

But you know, at least the sheriff’s office has his back. I know my employer wouldn’t tolerate me posting messages about using my job to selectively target our customers based on their political leanings. Which is good for him I suppose.

Imagine talking about great RPG companions and not mentioning Knights of the Old Republic

Then they stop, or make it difficult for felons to vote.

Because they dont want any poor people deciding who’s in charge.

I think if he’s blasted then maybe he will think twice before doing it again

C

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He won’t be sporting his Shoes for Crews, still gonna have those lifts on. He’s falling on his arse as he walks past the vats for sure.

What a cunt

“tHeReS nO pLaCe fOr ViOlEnCe iN PoLiTiCs!”

What a bunch of cunts

Were the roles reversed the headline would read “Hamas backed terrorist group attacks Israeli civilians”

I think I’m going to have to stop reading these. They are just so depressing.

Maybe you are a career politician and need to wank off someone and vape without getting in the news about it.

He’s IRL doing the rambling made up story from Facebook that ends with “and everyone clapped”

In his next interview he’s going to talk about a fan of his that he met and end with “and that kid was Albert Einstein”