Tenet, here we come!

If that’s true, then why are Python Programmers so fat??

Suspend-to-RAM?

Fascinating

The Linux distro that requires you to create an account on their platform?

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Same.

People run Ubuntu on their Pis?

Playing the bigger person, I see. Well played.

Hell yeah! Dry-aged to perfection!

Because banning shit after it got big without providing alternative is the way to win the culture war!

so the guy ended up burning down an orphanage instead of the children hospital where he works

If a rabid dog bites you while the moon is out tonight, you turn into a human with rabies.

You’re not wrong. Tho this is also true any other time of the year.

Dangit Walter

Exactly! Might as well get em McDonalds

Gentoo! Lets you control what exactly gets in your packages.

Nah, it’s for all those corgies coming out of that derby.

Since you seem honest, I’ll give you this: it would be much easier to digest (and skim thru) had it been in a text article. You seem to have pictures and text anyway.

If I’m the mod here, I’d be removing this shit too.

I mean, what is even this? You could’ve provided some description. And, no, not all of us here are into planes.

It’s a joke that wrote itself.

and this is the article on hacking it