Should’ve just strangled someone on the subway he’d be treated as a hero

I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

Dick. Jesus was gay.

There’s a Teflon generation in there somewhere

Don’t you love a good Christian who’s never read the bible

I’m no zealot, but like

1 Timothy 2:12

Hell, he can be a criminal and still win the popular vote!

Idk if it was the first but I stole a bunch of pens from one of my teachers after i found out she was fired.

Grandma knows what it like

Hard to say because different pastas are made for different uses, and might not work as well if used for other things.

But if I had to pick one I’d say Angel hair. It’s just too thin and it makes me uncomfortable.

I’ve been enjoying Skeleton Crew as it releases.

It took a little bit for me to get into it, but I think having the pairs trade spots in the last episode did wonders for character development. I’m really enjoying it now.

I’m kinda curious what Lucas thinks of it. He’s been open to discussing the shows in the past, and not everything he’s said has been negative, so I wonder if we’ll hear from him.

Bringing him back as Human Torch would be pretty funny ngl.

Oceania is the best continent

I like how there is very clearly a “DO NOT REPOST” watermark on the image.

I’m out of the loop why the downvotes

Yeah wild turkeys don’t fuck around. They will ruin your week if they feel like it

I mean the pole could definitely be dangerous aswell

Lots of Minecraft