Yeah, if he had his first kid at age 12

G-nis

That’s Vault Boy. Pip-Boy is a wearable computer.

Both of them

Well CUT IT OUT, then!

Ugh. Somebody totally fucking called this the other day.

I’d always call whichever cat visited me while I took a shit my “poop fairy,” but it looks like I’ll be updating that title.

Y’all ever see one of those fuckers admit they were wrong?

That baby was coming right for 'em.

Remember that baby an officer shot the other day? Shoulda had a gun.

Laws don’t matter any more.

We would also have accepted “polychloroethene”

Why not Zoidberg?

Vinyl

Again?

Neo passed almost five years ago and we still accidentally call his little nephew by his name all the time.

So this gives them seven weeks, eight tops?

Android is developed by Google, if that’s why you have that impression.

Christ, what an asshole.

Why would he bother to waste time rubbing together his two remaining neurons for this? Chaos and cronies is all he needs to feed his ego.