One of my favorite wiki articles

Elon’s official title in the Trump administration

I’d always call whichever cat visited me while I took a shit my “poop fairy,” but it looks like I’ll be updating that title.

Historically accurate Poopsmith. Huh.

Here’s a related occupation, but significantly less ‘glamorous’ 😆

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gong_farmer

So, you think the Earl of Holland and Charles I ever played battleshits together?