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I’ll leave this here.

There was a video on reddit/YouTube a couple years ago of a container ship going port to port sped up 100x and sailing under zero light pollution stars. I wished it was regular speed, to fall asleep to. Now I have hope that something like that exists.

This is my new favorite word in German. Putenbrust really rolls off the tongue.

Delicious pool noodles.

https://youtu.be/Xu7rPq_0kJ0

I had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.

Maybe not the worst, but very timely.

If you have a tarp handy, that’ll save some labor. Or a sheet you don’t need.

My only experience with cookie clicker was this alt shift x April fools video. 10/10

The English dub actors that voiced Spike and Julia got married a couple years ago. That made me feel slightly better when I learned about it.

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Rosy Maple Moth!

Who’s the guy that looks like French toast?

Hehe…

You got me!

She was RNC chair briefly, right? I bet she couldn’t withstand any scrutiny as to where the money was spent. Same with the DNC. Follow the money.

Not to be confused with Kris Kringle or deeply NSFW Chuck Tingle.

I just start crying quietly and refuse to elaborate, if it goes on for too long. Very mature and healthy.

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Mine manifests as full-on fight or flight. Bodies do all sorts of things horrmonally to prepare you for a life or death situation, including weird genital stuff. Vasodilation or vasoconstriction, adrenaline everywhere… super amazing on car rides with people that chew gum wetly.

Thank you for your service, Mud Wizard.

Hot take: hands are universally hard to render.