Eating is Brutal

Your mom, Ronald McDonald, and a barrel of tartar sauce are just out of frame. I’d look away son.

I got it on my phone, and it has taken up more of my life than I care to admit. It’s similar to slay the spire. Highly recommend to anyone who enjoys strategy games.

This little orange fuck puppet of ours is just seeing what other dictators are doing world wide and hopes to emulate. Xi wants Taiwan, Putin is getting a chunk of Ukraine, Netanyahu gets Palestine.

Our little oompa-lumpa needs Greenland to think himself an equal of these dickbags.

I’m really snarky. What everyone really craves in trying times is a relentless stream of inane criticism.

It’s pronounced Cool Whip.

Fuck that. Those losers don’t get Pepe!

This is a new age. Idk what the future holds, but the days of the republic are done. RIP America. Twas a nice idea

Thank you! People’s willingness and even eagerness to be surrounded by useless crap stresses both me and the earth out. Most of that drawer could be replaced with a knife.

I’d just point out that most of that drawer could be replaced with a good knife. I mean is cutting garlic really so onerous you need a fancy doodad? Even the zesters functionality could be done with a knife. I hate to be judgey bastard, but that drawer smacks of consumerism and excess. With the exception of the mixer prongs and the scale I’m not seeing anything needed in a residential kitchen.

At least your beans brought the boys to the yard. RIP

Quit being such a back hole!

Lol where have you been? People doing monumentally stupid, dangerous and violent things for insultingly small sums of money for rich assholes is kind of our thing. If you offer silver for violence there will always be takers.

With genocide and plagues, oh my!

Why? It’s the next generation’s problem. And what have they done for us!?

Only you can take a sad song and make it better.

198cm. Could knock 40cm off that and I’d be good with it.

Such a helpful kitty!

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