What kind of person makes their car brand their social media display name?
A fictional one. The hand holding the business card is edited into this picture.
A fucking loser with no personality or opinions of their own
*loser
Haha, got me there
I used to carry “business cards” to place on cars that take more than one parking space.
They looked very much like that, but read:
"I hope you don’t fuck like you park, you’ll never get it in.
Assholes like you should ride the bus!"
I got one of these once and I thought it was hilarious because I drove a tiny Toyota Corolla at the time and I was parked in my normal work spot. I think it was from a douche who was parked in front of me, ironically in a giant pickup truck. I worked next to a PetsMart so I’m thinking they weren’t able load something into the back of their truck since they were backed into the spot. I kept that card for years and finally got rid of it when I got a new car. Ahh memories 😆
Unpopular opinion - I like the look & the idea of the Cybertruck. I think it’s a cool looking vehicle. I like the design and the concept of an edgy light-duty electric pickup truck.
I’d never buy one - they’re too expensive, have way too many issues, and Musk is a fucking chode. But I take issue with people who call it “ugly.”
Personally, I think most “traditional” pickup trucks are ugly. The F150, Ram, Silverado? Those are at the very best - boring. They’re definitely not attractive. At least the Cybertruck is a fresh concept for a pickup.
I recently bought a Hyundai Ioniq 5. It shares a couple design elements of the Cybertruck- simple polygons, angular, sharp edges. Obviously not nearly as extreme, but if a more reliable & less shithead-led company released a wildly / surreally designed vehicle similar to the Cybertruck, I’d consider it.
The cybertruck design is dangerous.
The sharp edges with raw steel can cut someone.
Someone did already get cut badly on their cybertruck
They roll the edges of steel for a reason, it makes it safer
Granted. Rack that up to “too many issues” as I said. The Cybertruck can still have the clean (less rounded) edges without being sharp enough to cause harm. There are other cars with “angular” designs which don’t cause bodily harm.
I like the look & the idea of the Cybertruck.
I do like the idea of shaking up established notions when it comes to aesthetics, design, and functionality. The Cybertruck really is a concept car that actually made it to production - you just don’t see that.
That said, I greatly dislike everything else that has come from this. It’s become this weird divisive thing, a political statement, a rolling monument to billionaire hubris, an expensive flex, and in general, saying things loudly at great expense to the owner on so many fronts. It doesn’t even do its stated purpose - a pickup truck - all that well. All we need are statistics that indicate that these are dangerous to everyone else on the road, and it’ll tick just about every “bad” box there is.
It reminds me of when the Hummer first came out, and all you saw was rich people like Arnold driving them around.
Years ago, some rich kid got one for his birthday. Instantly sunk it in a swamp thinking it could go anywhere.
If you typed out the description of the Cybertruck, I’d like it. A DeLorean crossed with an Chevrolet El? EV? Stainless Steel(Although aluminum body would be better for weight)? Sign me up.
Problem is, that’s not what it looks like. It looks like a low poly render of a boring suv. And like an suv, you can’t really do truck things with it. Say what you want about the appearance of a truck(and I don’t like the appearance of modern pickups), you can tow with them and have plenty of storage space in the bed. Well, ymmv on “plenty”, but it’s still more then a cybertruck. If you don’t need space or towing, just get a suv. I’d say station wagon, but they don’t make those anymore.
A vehicle should exist for utility before it exists for style.
The SUV is really just a mini van. Mini vans got a bad rep, which I think is a shame because I LOVED my Honda Odyssey. It drives like a car, and has a 3rd row that you can actually sit adults in. Also, with all the seats down, and middle seats removed, you could carry a LOT. We fit two full sofas from Ikea back there. It was a tight fit, but it worked great.
For whatever reason people don’t like the idea of mini vans, so they made the suv because TRUCK. We replaced the Odyssey with a Subaru Ascent, and that is great too, it has all wheel driving, and a lot more bells and whistles than the old Odyssey. The 3rd row is not nice to sit in as an adult though, and I miss the sliding doors, those were great in tight spaces.
They just need to put more sliding doors on these vehicles they expect people to get in and out of the back seats.
SUVs are minivans for people too insecure to admit that they need a minivan.
So much of the car buying community is just letting yourself get up sold by images of a family of 5, cruising the open road, probably Alaska or Wyoming, quickly swerving out of the way of falling boulders or smoothly going over potholes, when they’re ninety nine percent of the time, they’ll be stuck in traffic and driving the same hand full of miles.
Most “SUVs” are lies – misnamed glorified station wagons. What an SUV is supposed to be is a vehicle that can ford streams and crawl over rocks. I own an old Toyota 4Runner and a Kia Sedona. The Sedona is absolutely the better car for most uses (especially hauling stuff), but it absolutely cannot do the things I use the 4Runner for.
Personally, I think most “traditional” pickup trucks are ugly. The F150, Ram, Silverado? Those are at the very best - boring. They’re definitely not attractive. At least the Cybertruck is a fresh concept for a pickup.
I know they’re inherently not very safe, but I’ve always wanted a stylish/futuristic cabover pickup, like the Dodge Deora concept:
I love it. Reminds of the Ford Nucleon concept with a fixed wheel base.
Thunderbirds are go!
Which…way is the front? I mean does it have a really long deck, or is the hood really long?
Back when it was first revealed in 2019 Musk hadn’t yet morphed into his final chud form and the thing was to be priced at $39k. I thought it looked cool and the price was right, I honestly would have considered buying one given the federal subsidies.
Here we are, 5 years later and Musk is yet another of Putin’s puppets actively helping Trump and the online legions of morons destroy the country and the Cybertruck is now $80k with no upgrades, $100k with.
I was never in love with it, but at this point buying it is a lot like buying a red MAGA hat. It pegs you as a particular type of dumbass, particularly given its reputation for terrible quality control. The kind of dumbass that spends six figures to trigger the libs.
I didn’t think it was ugly until I saw one in person and walked around it myself… Something about it feels so wrong, like they dressed up a junker with big metal panels for a 90s sci-fi prop. It’s unnecessarily bulky.
I’m big on the form-follows-function mindset of beauty for stuff like cars and this one seems like Elmo’s son drew a car in markers and he said “FIT A VEHICLE IN THIS SHAPE”
Actually, my main takeaway wasn’t “this thing is ugly” - it was “this thing looks fuckin dangerous”
I thought they looked cool when first announced but two things changed since then: I saw them from more than just the best angles (look dumb AF from most angles) and also musk showed everyone he’s a shitrat. Both are good reasons to hate these garbage vehicles
If it was a little tiny electric car like a Nissan Leaf that was ‘edgy’ and didn’t have Elon as CEO I could totally see myself getting one.
It still looks cool, just costs too much, doesn’t deliver, and has Elon at the controls. Cringey, but cool.Have a look at the Nismo Leaf, its only a set of wheels and lowering springs off being cool.
I could have written this comment word for word. Extra on point because I’m actively ambiviating on getting an Ioniq 5 or a rivian.
I feel ya! But… everything else you said, yeah. If I were given one, I’d drive it around for a couple of months and sell it.
These things won’t be on the road by the end of this year. They’ll either fall apart, get wrecked by the people that own them, lit on fire for the insurance money, or completely recalled.
Sorry to tell em, it’s a dumpster not a car…
Final warning?
Or what?
Paint the number on the door with nail polish next time
With or without papers? Is that really a good idea? Like you’ll just buy stolen shit? And advertise about it?
What is that logo on the door?
Looks kind of like the Monster logo, what I can see?
