Somebody call the locksmith!

👩: Honey, look. The neighbors got a new lawn mower. That’s the new Torso model you wanted.
🧔: I think that’s a John Deere God.
💀: Actually it’s a Yamahahahaha!

😼: halp me
🥺: don’t worry I won’t ever let go
😼: avenge me, brother

If you’re a guy, and at the first rodeo, are in her parents living room watching tv, and precede #426 by saying… “oh, hey, let’s watch Baywatch!”
Then #426 is, is, -um… quite unforgettable.

Aurora, Illinois Cop… A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead’s welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol’ stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.

Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970’s, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin’. Coming soon to theaters…
S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
Oh, no!

The color matches a favorite fanny pack I had worn forever in my youth. But I would not buy this house because of the cooking range hood is a recirculating type – no true vent to the outside.

This came up in a image search for “young Shrek”…

source, https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/hvi8e8/official_teenage_shrek_concept_art/

In the Star Trek franchise, the 12 film was in the Kelvin\JJ Abrhams timeline. Can’t wait to see who will voice a rebooted young Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy combo.

Dukes of Hazardous Materials Movers.

HighViz Floyd - Welcome to the Heavy Machinery.

“For he saw the graders comin’ hard and heard their backup beeping cries… Yippie ya yo… Yippie ya yey… CAT riders in the sky…”

Ha! In my head I first thought disney, and was singing “the cold water never bothered me anyway 🎵”.

Oh, that’s right. Taco Bell originally used an actual bell on their buildings - themed to look like an old western missionary.

The SpongeBob reef blower episode music-only bit. It only had one spoken word. Fill in the blank!

Someone should make a star trek shirt. Using Lwaxana Troi experiencing a broken replicator…
" A.I. in 21st century… "

" I think your computers were experiencing a nervous breakdown. "

Awhile ago, in beginning of the covid era, 2 Marvel facecover masks were given to me. One I recognize was Ironman. The other was just purple vertical stripes. Ohhh! 😁