Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
Yup funds, and the web traffic handleability.
My small city (population 89,000) had a 911 outage about 2 years ago. Their solution was to sms text or voice dial everyone with the message “…please dial any county non-emergency number… see a list of numbers at bitly.url…”. The hosted website was hugged-to-death.
After fines, it was inevitably cheaper to extend the nearest net backbone closer to our neck of the woods and upgrade all county things with fiber and data centers.
A Wacky Wavy Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubeman.
A quick image search for “telephone shaped” furniture…
…(Homeowner) Luke says he refused to sign the delivery forms after it was suggested he cut off his bannisters…
🛋️
I came in for a 8x10 portrait. They gave me a face 2x4 for free!
Yeah. 40+. Blind, mostly. Lower back problems. But definitely a different last name.
Future shower tip, avoid heavy buzzwords (promo, business, fear, etc). Showerthoughts typically sound like laid-back ideas since an actual shower is quite similar and relaxed.
Bicycle riding is relaxing and fun. I got that notion late after re-rereading the post.
There are cities near coatlines and beaches that rent quad-cycles for tourists, sightseeing, pedicab taxi, etc. More offen, they stay broken longer compared to the standard 2-wheel bicycle for rent. In my youth I had a tricycle (20" wheels and a rear basket) that hauled daily about 70 newspapers in one trip. My downside, maintenance was never a simple walmart fix and the tricycle had a very short service life in the paperboy business. Teenage me relied more on my Huffy bicycle and 2nd refill trips for those heavy sunday papers. Reliability vs truckability (if that’s an actual word 😉). And on the business-side there’s the cost. Someone will need to have a proper dedicated bicycle workshop. A “backroom to fix bikes” will never cut it for the evermore complicated modern bike\e-bike.
Source… timetoast.com
Somebody call the locksmith!
👩: Honey, look. The neighbors got a new lawn mower. That’s the new Torso model you wanted.
🧔: I think that’s a John Deere God.
💀: Actually it’s a Yamahahahaha!
😼: halp me
🥺: don’t worry I won’t ever let go
😼: avenge me, brother
If you’re a guy, and at the first rodeo, are in her parents living room watching tv, and precede #426 by saying… “oh, hey, let’s watch Baywatch!”
Then #426 is, is, -um… quite unforgettable.
Aurora, Illinois Cop… A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead’s welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol’ stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.
Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970’s, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin’. Coming soon to theaters…
S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
Oh, no!
The color matches a favorite fanny pack I had worn forever in my youth. But I would not buy this house because of the cooking range hood is a recirculating type – no true vent to the outside.
This came up in a image search for “young Shrek”…
source, https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/hvi8e8/official_teenage_shrek_concept_art/
In the Star Trek franchise, the 12 film was in the Kelvin\JJ Abrhams timeline. Can’t wait to see who will voice a rebooted young Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy combo.
Dukes of Hazardous Materials Movers.
HighViz Floyd - Welcome to the Heavy Machinery.
“For he saw the graders comin’ hard and heard their backup beeping cries… Yippie ya yo… Yippie ya yey… CAT riders in the sky…”
That was actually an episode of Star Trek:The Next Generation. A entire planet decided to be “100% vanity” by casting out its “evil” (in the form of a black sludge, go figure) and imprisoned it away. Spoiler, over centuries the sludge became more angrier, powerful, got telekinesis (throw rocks with their mind), and took over that entire planet.