If it was a little tiny electric car like a Nissan Leaf that was ‘edgy’ and didn’t have Elon as CEO I could totally see myself getting one.
It still looks cool, just costs too much, doesn’t deliver, and has Elon at the controls. Cringey, but cool.

Oh yeah? well I’m doing seventy thousand and ONE steam players a night. Take that, CyberFlunk.

THERE!!

what’d you just call me?! 😡👊

anyone who calls cats by their breed is like someone who calls Gatorade by its flavors and not its color
That being said unlike my ‘leftovers’ colored kibby :)

literally this part of Iron Man

I want to eat a red blood cell. Like one the size of my hand that tastes like a gummy bear

So instead of the most reasonable candidate that has a chance of winning, you voted for someone else who had no chance of winning?
Thanks for making everything worse.

what is this, a war map? Is Canada using bears against people?

I like dominos tho 😅

reject people with body dysmorphia

I thought that was the entire point of plastic surgery, if not for helping mild dysmorphia then what’s the situation where someone would get plastic surgery?

top tip: explore. it’s pretty fun to purposefully take wrong turns and just learn what’s out there just out of eyesight

not really sure I follow what you’re trying to say, but in my experience it’s pretty common for directions to come up in casual conversation. Chatting about traffic and ways to get around it is pretty top tier smalltalk for me because it’s actually helpful to know and isn’t just the copy-paste “how’s your day” “good, yours?” “good.”

yes actually. I saw a video of training for this long before the war started. Surprised nobody has tried it yet, I assume it’s probably pretty difficult to fight actual birds with controllers and a ton of delay

Saw this when I was on reddit. People from all walks of life were commenting how this was relatable to their job/experiencs. Was pretty cool to see, you never think about some of their obscure jobs that are hella impactful

This is propaganda made by the “sharks eating international cable club” to take the bame off them

shrimp kinda taste like dirt to me, but i like crab.
However I did learn that my throat feeling like it was closing up after eating seafood ISNT normal and went to the doctor and now I’m not allowed to eat crab anymore :(

how did they discover that? who’s just going around cutting random parts of swimmy guys??

ok but unironically me in God of War (2016 version).
I don’t know if I’m dumb or something but it does NOT mesh with my brain.
Cyberpunk, GTA, ultrakill, portal, quake, doom, just cause, postal, etc. are totally chill but literally just God of war and the half life games are impossible for me 😭

I think portal 2 (I forgot about 1) did have some stuff like that at the start in the little room with Wheatley.
the “space to say apple” room