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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Just one toke!

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Just one toke!

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    While it’s easy to believe this came out of the '80s DARE campaign, it’s fake, just in case anyone thought it was real.

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      I know I’m way late, but this is from the movie Blood Rage, which is set on Thanksgiving. This is actually what happens in this scene.

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        What?!

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    Ah man, guess I’ll just stick with weed then

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    “How did we lose the war on drugs? We outright lied and everything!”

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    Anti weed ads are so funny after trying it because I’ve had it like 3 times and the “worst” thing I’ve done is annoy people with my nonsensical ramblings about whales and automobiles after taking too much

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      I laughed at a four hour old joke I told myself when I was alone.

      couldn’t tell you what the joke was though, I was too high to remember.

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        that’s so real though

    • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      I do that normally anyways.

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        You invent and spread mental differences?? How?? Teach me your ways.

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      As someone who used to smoke everyday, now when I smoke modern good weed I swear it’s more like I’m tripping if I take more than a couple hits. Like crawling on the floor tripping.

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    That happened to me, except instead of killing my friend, I ate too much corn bread and watched cartoons.

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    The damage these PSAs do cannot be understated

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      IDK.

      Today I was high as balls and my MAGA uncle wouldn’t stfu about tariffs and how King Trump is going to save all the white babies from starvation this winter.

      I couldn’t take anymore so I shoved his face into the gravy bowl until the bubbles stopped.

      Thankfully grammy came in and slapped me away and pulled his head out. sucked the gravy out of his esophagus with a Turkey baster and he started to breathe again.

      weed man, it’s a gateway drug to murderous rage. I’ll be moving on to something safer like meth. I gotta find a new dealer though, I almost killed my last one with a bowl of gravy.

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        Oh man that final sentence… 😂

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    Why didn’t the person taking the picture help Terry’s friend?

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      He was smoking the reefer, too! He sold that film for drug money.

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    Marijuana is very dangerous. I know a guy who died after injecting it for the first time.

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    Jokes on you, I put thc extract in the cranberry sauce

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    Thanks for reminding me that I’ve got some gummies on the table.

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    Oh damn, I thought it was safe, but that story proves it’s not so safe as I thought.

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    Can we get a CSI style story detailing everything that happened between taking the joint and getting into a murderous craze, and also where dafuq did he get that marijuana? 🤣

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