This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

So far, BitTorrent hasn’t blocked anything for me.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

Man who repeatedly stabbed a guy says repeatedly stabbing a guy is bad for that guy.

Oh cool. Monopolies have never hurt the little guy.

The nature and scope of the request.

Why are all the peasants celebrating the knight who killed that dragon?

- The guys benefitting from the dragon hoard

Either Funko is lying or their “brand protection partner” is lying. Also, what the fuck does Funko have to protect? The only thing they actually created was those beady little eyes they put on everyone else’s IP.

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

The last one I saw, by release date, was Late Night with the Devil, and I pirated it. I’m glad I pirated it, because I didn’t know it had AI slop in it. If I did, I wouldn’t have watched it. It’s a shame, too, cause otherwise, it wasn’t bad.

No they haven’t. This wasn’t enough.

Grim isn’t the word I would use.

Objectively, Chinese characters look cooler than latin characters, so he can just shut up and let us get water tattooed on us.

Now there’s a CEO to get that United treatment.

Oh no. What if they never find him? What if this poor, sweet, humble, *checks notes* absolute monster of a healthcare CEO never gets justice.

Narrator: but he already got justice.

I feel like there’s a solution here. Something topical.

A lot of marketing, but also he had to be incredibly talented and successful for the marketing to work, and he was.

Thriller is the best selling album of all time by a wide margin:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_albums