I thought she turned into a giant pickle in the second panel

Please, Trump, deport me!

The screams of “Dems need to move right” (not from Bernie, obv) are fucking clown shoes and hilarious. She was running around with Liz and Dick Motherfucking Cheney. There’s no more right to move to without literally just embracing Trump.

But here’s the thing: libs keep cutting their noses off. Why would the actual left give the DNC the fucking time of day? They raise a billion fucking dollars, light it all on fire and go out to brunch. They co-opt movements like the Floyd uprising and metoo but leave everyone else to do the actual work. When we need bodies in the streets, when we need material support, when we fucking TELL THEM WHAT POLICIES WILL WORK FOR US, they spout some 1950s realpolitik bullshit and have some more wine.

Biden: you’re immune. Have some fun with it. Show us you have skin I the game. $100 says he keeps up this “when they go low we go high” bullshit and does somewhere between nothing and the bare minimum.

I feel like this short king shit is rooted in toxic masculinity and generally gross.

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Ah, well, nevertheless

The worst. Feel better soon.

Army of Darkness

Alien

Aliens

Because fuck you: Watcher in the Woods

Oh hell yes

This one right here.

Try “Devil in the White City” by Erik Larsson

Y’all are taking about the girl with the green ribbon, my first year college lit teacher had us read a short story where a kid fist-fucked his mom and I’m feeling like maybe my education was problematic.

That plane has really strong “are we the baddies” vibes

Brb, finding a cup of nacho cheese dip

this is kinda fuckin cool and I want one

Negging is a normal and effective way to pursuade people. Things must be going great for you.

Nothing of value etc etc

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I saw “warm-hinder” and assumed this was a ich_iel post

At this point I’m not even mad. You’re in the Nazi bar, hanging out with Nazis, acting surprised when they do shitty Nazi things to you. It’s been this way for like two years now, take the fucking hint.