I fucking wish

It’s been getting a lot worse lately. And honestly I’m kinda fine with it, instantly tells my neuro-spicy ass what websites/ companies aren’t worth my time

Nice trapezoid

I find simply existing to be awkward enough

I want to build a house that has stairs that go nowhere and a bunch of hidden passages and rooms that only makes sense if you live there

Ah, poor conservative babies, did some silly words hurt your wittle feewlings?

I genuinely believe that everyone should have an equal right to say whatever they want, but that also means the rest of us have every right to tell you (the fascists) to shut the fuck up

I mean, have you seen Henry Cavill

Guy Fawkes would approve

I was more getting at that they have duped themselves into believing they are making logical choices, which the Cunt has most certainly manipulated by specifically not hiding what he’s for. As you pointed out, this can apply equally to any extreme of the political spectrum, I’m just a little more pissed off at one side than the other rn

Basically tells you everything you need to know about how shitty Israel is

At least they wear red hats to advertise their idiocracy

Dear anyone that voted for this useless cunt,

You are fucking retarded. Thanks for ruining everything for the rest of us, dipshit.

With absolutely no love, any creature with an actual brain.

Shit maybe he’s right and Mother Nature finally realized what a mistake shacking up with god for seven days and nights was

Pretty sure Dr. Pepper’s pronouns are so/da, no need to assume their gender

Whenever I see such a long comment in my notifications I’m like “oh no, what’d I say this time”. But this is actually helpful, thank you. Still sticking with what I said tho

These two are like boiling beans, they bubble up and say some weird shit that makes no sense and make a big mess in the process. Best just to put the lid on and ignore them for a bit, oh and maybe turn the heat down . . .

At least the power grid is solid

If a system can’t exist without exploitation then it doesn’t deserve to exist in the first place

Can’t read past the greedy paywall, but if you endorse Trump there are no take-backsies, your still a moron