Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
Large and Really large.
I thought it was “Lemmy” and “Reddit”
Large, little, light, ludicrous…
Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!
It’s plaid
Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.
Luscious
I worked in a coffeee shop a long time ago and we had a new girl, who just started. Its the end of the shift and we told her to put on rubber gloves, we will show her how to clean the coffee machine.
She went to the store room and after 10 minutes she returned with only one glove on, holding the 100 pack box of disposable gloves and with visible confusion as she explained that we run out of right hand gloves as she could only find these marked with “L”
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The gloves fit on both hands…
Gosh!
Don’t disposable gloves work for any hand you may have? You just turn it if you need to put it on another hand.
Yes.
The new girls in coffee shops are all left hands, well known fact.
I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was “per,” like “take on tablet per mouth twice daily.”
Once we got a script that read “unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed,” and I got a good laugh at that one.
TIL suppositories don’t have just one possible application
don’t ass-u-me
I’ll just suppose then.
Will u ass-u-me?
Phenergan can be used in either the anus or the vagina! Ask your pharmacist for details.
pessary
LIGHT and REGULAR
Yes, but that’s no fun.
Why not “rare” and “legendary”?
For when u got that doom 64 pussy
How did you get this photo of my ex?
You win this whole post!
Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.
Light Flow or Regular Flow
I didn’t come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!
Light flow or Runny flow
Isn’t it obvious? Left is for the left vaginal opening, right is for the right. Or as I like to remember: left left, right right.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.
Where do you live that eating tampons is common?
Wait, is that not what you’re supposed to do?
No, you are supposed to use them for making drinks. Like tea bags.
Always was fun popping a tampon in a drink of someone who has had too much already.
Depends on which way it hangs.
I thought there was only front and back!!!
Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.
It’s size
If your vagina identifies as chiral.
Or duck
I would be more concerned if they were labelled F and B
People with two sets of vaginas need two. There’s some minor size difference between each vagina.
