As an American I’d like to be offended but the reality is many of us aren’t even fluent in our primary tongue so monolingual is being generous.

That said how dare you

We were just over here minding our own business when all of a sudden …

Take a shot every time Walz says something reasonable and Vance give the camera that “are you buying this shit” grin.

Uh oh, spaghettios

It’s Toad Wassanasong

Idk I liked 7 over vista from the very beginning personally.

8.1 fixed 99.9% of all of this, it was actually quite good but suffered by being called 8.1 instead of 9

I never minded the metro menu tbh.

It’s funny that windows tried to do what is done on Linux (gnome) and Mac and got blasted for it.

I use a full screen style start menu everywhere else.

All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carrey

What?

Vista was ass until the very end.

Windows 8.1 is the last best windows OS

My home depot now has self checkout in an open area with a few “cashiers” standing by to “assist”.

It’s like you’re checking out on a game show.

The Matrix soundtrack is amazing

… just remember the flared base

The stork, or whatever, is about to punch him in the dick

Oooooooh yeah

Trippin

Remember the book-it pizza thing?

Oh man that was the best

You could try not letting your cat out, that’s a neat trick.

Remember friends, use the USPS for all your criminal transport needs.