Accepting pleas from other comments here, Canada could get away with about this. And if they have the whole Pacific border, I’ll also throw in Hawaii for free.
We should give Texas to Mexico just to spite them
Brilliant.
Having Arizona would be a big L for Canada
Yeah, but how else do they get Colorado and New Mexico?
Hm. Went with cutting Washington and Oregon in half rather than full take. Pretty bold, but makes some sense.
Y’all are going to regret taking Arizona. And, frankly, everything in California not in view of the coast.
Listen.
MD will take Pennsylvania and bring it into new Canadania as long as we can bring West Virginia with us too.
They’re dumb but they’re our dumbs.
A couple tweaks: Include Illinois and the eastern part of Pennsylvania. (edit: I see you did get Chicago, maybe just go a bit further south?).
Get Virginia too!
Fuck that bougie ass state. Entirely occupied by weapons contractors. Leave them in New Honkia
I was just hoping to be Canadian.
move to Chicago.
Oh man I’d love to see the civil unrest in the red States when they don’t have us new Yorkers to give them their welfare payments.
Is the US losing just about all of the top universities in this “trade”?
Where they’re going they don’t need no universities.
FTFY “Wear their gohing they ain’t ned no skulz”
Losing CA alone would make the US possibly not even a world power. NY and CA gone, the US Would be a thing no one really has a reason to think of talk about. Suddenly all the movies would be about aliens landing on Canada or blowing up Canadian national landmarks.
It’s Deathworlders all over again.
Didn’t a group of separatists already try this in the 1800’s?
How did that turn out?
It’s never worked and never will, that’s the whole point of the Civil War. The military wouldn’t just sit back and do nothing, and states that try to leave wouldn’t have a professionally outfitted military. My opinion, if anyone really tried, a few handcuffs would end their attempts.
Nobody’s going to go there after abortion is banned.
Nobody wants their prince or princess saddled with that.
Solving the problem is dissolving all borders so the working class isn’t divided into easily managed nation states.
Congratulations you just gave the fundamentalist nutters all the icbm silos.
Naw WA has a few
WI and MI want in on that, for sure
Well, MI at least
Milwaukee and Madison at least…
Trump: Fine, they can have California for all I care.
Advisors: Sir, if California were its own country it would be the world’s 6th largest economy.
Trump: How about if we just send all the Mexicans there with some beautiful rakes?
5th largest
Wonderful news, everyone!
They are already here. Who the fuck you think does the farming?
They’ve been there since like the 1500s. Lol.
Australia can come too. THE END!
Edit for the young ones: this is older than YouTube. It was a flash animation which was like a 2d game engine that ran in-game cutscenes in your web browser because that worked on slower internet speeds than video.
can you take Philly too?
You forgot Colorado. But yes.
Can someone ask r/askconservatives how they feel about this plan?
Canadian conservatives would hate it. It would foul their apparent momentum in also getting control like the conservatives did in the US.
I’m a Canadian and my dream is to one day fake my death and move to Minnesota where I can live in a small cabin away from anyone.
Hell yeah! Minnesota is in.
Poor Colorado
I’d love this to happen just so the USA can steamroll Canada into their backyard.
