Colorado
You re-elected Boebert.
I’d be willing to leave eastern Colorado behind.
On behalf of California, we accept this proposal, and we accept Canada as our new federal government.
I also propose we officially refer to the remainder of the US as “Dumbfuckistan”.
ITT: People pretending that Oregon, Michigan, and probably Washington don’t have a huge population of total fuckos.
Carve a line down the coasts. You don’t want the whole state. And while you’re at it, take the lakes and Chicago
Canada also has its own population of total fucks. We keep them in the prairies. However like those states, it might be leaning more towards wanting that?
Disclaimer: not a source, just an ass on the internet.
Yeah, East side of the cascades in OR and WA is extremely conservative. But they are currently hopelessly outnumbered.
We had to accept Oregon in order to draw a line down to California. We sure as FUCK aren’t accepting Idaho.
You don’t have to take states in their entirety, you know. No reason you can’t split them up
How about sky bridges between fortified independent city state enclaves?
I’d take it.
Eastern Washington people have been wanting to separate from Western Washington for a really long time. Western Washington is like “well fuckin do it.” But nobody actually tries to secede because EW’s dependent on WW’s economy.
Exactly. Canada should only take the west half.
Oregon is already trying to redraw their state border with Idaho. Could just do that.
Accepting pleas from other comments here, Canada could get away with about this. And if they have the whole Pacific border, I’ll also throw in Hawaii for free.
We should give Texas to Mexico just to spite them
Brilliant.
Having Arizona would be a big L for Canada
Yeah, but how else do they get Colorado and New Mexico?
Hm. Went with cutting Washington and Oregon in half rather than full take. Pretty bold, but makes some sense.
Y’all are going to regret taking Arizona. And, frankly, everything in California not in view of the coast.
Listen.
MD will take Pennsylvania and bring it into new Canadania as long as we can bring West Virginia with us too.
They’re dumb but they’re our dumbs.
A couple tweaks: Include Illinois and the eastern part of Pennsylvania. (edit: I see you did get Chicago, maybe just go a bit further south?).
Get Virginia too!
Fuck that bougie ass state. Entirely occupied by weapons contractors. Leave them in New Honkia
I was just hoping to be Canadian.
move to Chicago.
Oh man I’d love to see the civil unrest in the red States when they don’t have us new Yorkers to give them their welfare payments.
Solving the problem is dissolving all borders so the working class isn’t divided into easily managed nation states.
WI and MI want in on that, for sure
Well, MI at least
Milwaukee and Madison at least…
Is the US losing just about all of the top universities in this “trade”?
Where they’re going they don’t need no universities.
FTFY “Wear their gohing they ain’t ned no skulz”
Nobody’s going to go there after abortion is banned.
Nobody wants their prince or princess saddled with that.
Losing CA alone would make the US possibly not even a world power. NY and CA gone, the US Would be a thing no one really has a reason to think of talk about. Suddenly all the movies would be about aliens landing on Canada or blowing up Canadian national landmarks.
Didn’t a group of separatists already try this in the 1800’s?
How did that turn out?
It’s never worked and never will, that’s the whole point of the Civil War. The military wouldn’t just sit back and do nothing, and states that try to leave wouldn’t have a professionally outfitted military. My opinion, if anyone really tried, a few handcuffs would end their attempts.
It’s Deathworlders all over again.
Michigan belong to Canada
Where can I vote for this proposal?
Trump: Fine, they can have California for all I care.
Advisors: Sir, if California were its own country it would be the world’s 6th largest economy.
Trump: How about if we just send all the Mexicans there with some beautiful rakes?
5th largest
Wonderful news, everyone!
They are already here. Who the fuck you think does the farming?
They’ve been there since like the 1500s. Lol.
As a representative of New Jersey, I approve this message.
Australia can come too. THE END!
Edit for the young ones: this is older than YouTube. It was a flash animation which was like a 2d game engine that ran in-game cutscenes in your web browser because that worked on slower internet speeds than video.
NY thanks you for your support. What’s the pizza/poutine exchange rate like these days? Haven’t been up north in years.
Hand me the sharpie, you missed Chicao
