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minus-squareisyasad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34arrow-down1·11 months agoAccepting pleas from other comments here, Canada could get away with about this. And if they have the whole Pacific border, I’ll also throw in Hawaii for free.
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·11 months agoWe should give Texas to Mexico just to spite them
minus-squareQwazpoi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-211 months agoHaving Arizona would be a big L for Canada
minus-squareSweetpeaches69@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoYeah, but how else do they get Colorado and New Mexico?
minus-squareFanciestPants@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoHm. Went with cutting Washington and Oregon in half rather than full take. Pretty bold, but makes some sense.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-211 months agoY’all are going to regret taking Arizona. And, frankly, everything in California not in view of the coast.
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·11 months agoListen. MD will take Pennsylvania and bring it into new Canadania as long as we can bring West Virginia with us too. They’re dumb but they’re our dumbs.
minus-squareleadore@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-211 months agoA couple tweaks: Include Illinois and the eastern part of Pennsylvania. (edit: I see you did get Chicago, maybe just go a bit further south?).
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down4·11 months agoGet Virginia too!
minus-squareNuclearDolphin@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·11 months agoFuck that bougie ass state. Entirely occupied by weapons contractors. Leave them in New Honkia
minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 months agoI was just hoping to be Canadian.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agomove to Chicago.
Accepting pleas from other comments here, Canada could get away with about this. And if they have the whole Pacific border, I’ll also throw in Hawaii for free.
We should give Texas to Mexico just to spite them
Brilliant.
Having Arizona would be a big L for Canada
Yeah, but how else do they get Colorado and New Mexico?
Hm. Went with cutting Washington and Oregon in half rather than full take. Pretty bold, but makes some sense.
Y’all are going to regret taking Arizona. And, frankly, everything in California not in view of the coast.
Listen.
MD will take Pennsylvania and bring it into new Canadania as long as we can bring West Virginia with us too.
They’re dumb but they’re our dumbs.
A couple tweaks: Include Illinois and the eastern part of Pennsylvania. (edit: I see you did get Chicago, maybe just go a bit further south?).
Get Virginia too!
Fuck that bougie ass state. Entirely occupied by weapons contractors. Leave them in New Honkia
I was just hoping to be Canadian.
move to Chicago.