Oh man I’d love to see the civil unrest in the red States when they don’t have us new Yorkers to give them their welfare payments.
Is the US losing just about all of the top universities in this “trade”?
Where they’re going they don’t need no universities.
FTFY “Wear their gohing they ain’t ned no skulz”
Losing CA alone would make the US possibly not even a world power. NY and CA gone, the US Would be a thing no one really has a reason to think of talk about. Suddenly all the movies would be about aliens landing on Canada or blowing up Canadian national landmarks.
It’s Deathworlders all over again.
Didn’t a group of separatists already try this in the 1800’s?
How did that turn out?
It’s never worked and never will, that’s the whole point of the Civil War. The military wouldn’t just sit back and do nothing, and states that try to leave wouldn’t have a professionally outfitted military. My opinion, if anyone really tried, a few handcuffs would end their attempts.
Nobody’s going to go there after abortion is banned.
Nobody wants their prince or princess saddled with that.
Congratulations you just gave the fundamentalist nutters all the icbm silos.
Naw WA has a few
Australia can come too. THE END!
Edit for the young ones: this is older than YouTube. It was a flash animation which was like a 2d game engine that ran in-game cutscenes in your web browser because that worked on slower internet speeds than video.
can you take Philly too?
You forgot Colorado. But yes.
I’m a Canadian and my dream is to one day fake my death and move to Minnesota where I can live in a small cabin away from anyone.
West coast resident. I’m ready, let’s do it. The rest of the US hates us.
I mean… Yeah, at this point, any government other than the one running CA is better for CA.
Oh stfu
Absolutely not.
Colorado
You re-elected Boebert.
I’d be willing to leave eastern Colorado behind.
On behalf of California, we accept this proposal, and we accept Canada as our new federal government.
I also propose we officially refer to the remainder of the US as “Dumbfuckistan”.
ITT: People pretending that Oregon, Michigan, and probably Washington don’t have a huge population of total fuckos.
Carve a line down the coasts. You don’t want the whole state. And while you’re at it, take the lakes and Chicago
Canada also has its own population of total fucks. We keep them in the prairies. However like those states, it might be leaning more towards wanting that?
Disclaimer: not a source, just an ass on the internet.
Yeah, East side of the cascades in OR and WA is extremely conservative. But they are currently hopelessly outnumbered.
We had to accept Oregon in order to draw a line down to California. We sure as FUCK aren’t accepting Idaho.
You don’t have to take states in their entirety, you know. No reason you can’t split them up
Eastern Washington people have been wanting to separate from Western Washington for a really long time. Western Washington is like “well fuckin do it.” But nobody actually tries to secede because EW’s dependent on WW’s economy.
Exactly. Canada should only take the west half.
How about sky bridges between fortified independent city state enclaves?
I’d take it.
Oregon is already trying to redraw their state border with Idaho. Could just do that.
Accepting pleas from other comments here, Canada could get away with about this. And if they have the whole Pacific border, I’ll also throw in Hawaii for free.
Having Arizona would be a big L for Canada
Yeah, but how else do they get Colorado and New Mexico?
Hm. Went with cutting Washington and Oregon in half rather than full take. Pretty bold, but makes some sense.
Y’all are going to regret taking Arizona. And, frankly, everything in California not in view of the coast.
A couple tweaks: Include Illinois and the eastern part of Pennsylvania. (edit: I see you did get Chicago, maybe just go a bit further south?).
Get Virginia too!
Fuck that bougie ass state. Entirely occupied by weapons contractors. Leave them in New Honkia
I was just hoping to be Canadian.
move to Chicago.
We should give Texas to Mexico just to spite them
Brilliant.
Listen.
MD will take Pennsylvania and bring it into new Canadania as long as we can bring West Virginia with us too.
They’re dumb but they’re our dumbs.
Solving the problem is dissolving all borders so the working class isn’t divided into easily managed nation states.
WI and MI want in on that, for sure
Well, MI at least
Milwaukee and Madison at least…
