He was perfect. He passed some time ago but he helped me raise my son.
This isn’t to mourn him but rather to remember a dope ass cat who I spent nearly 2 decades of my life with.
He was once attacked by a pit bull, and the pit bull ended up needing stitches. Ganon was fine.
He was perfect. His vet chart has those words written 3 separate times, including one situation where “his urine is a magnificent specimen, wow” was written.
Totally unrelated … but do you know how hard it is to take a piss sample from a cat??
I ask all of you to recount your favorite made up story about ganon. Thanks friends.
Once he turned me into a newt! . . . . . I got better.
… I knew I shoulda tried building a bridge out of him
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Rest in peace, great fluffy void.
Amazing little furr. Hang in there, partner.
I heard the calming effect of Ganon imagery saved Xmas last year.
it’s actually scientifically impossible to disprove this
He used to hide under an old chair, my in laws gave us, waiting for my son (toddler at the time) to go to bed so he could come out.
At bedtime he’d come out because he loved the blankets being tossed around when we tucked my son in, he earned the nickname “the tucken monster” because he’d go fucking nuts attacking sheets and blankets.
After my son was in bed he’d join him to make sure no monsters came.
When I’d go to bed ganon would come and make sure no monsters got me.
He isn’t the best cat I’ve ever had, there is no top 5 or top 3 or top 2.
Ganon was one of the cats I’ve ever had, I’m now 3 cats old. They were all the best, they were all perfect.
Gah, stupid ninjas cutting onions.
Indeed perfect, what a boy.
Here is our Wednesday. She also checks under the need for monsters when I put my daughter to bed at night.
He’s beautiful! Reminds me of the black cat I had.
Ganon once helped me do my taxes and got me a much better return than the prior year!
He grew from a small shrub to a mighty cat
It was a good harvest that year
I went up from the Jordan unto Bethel. And as I was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked me and said unto me, “Go up, thou bald head! Go up, thou bald head!” And I turned back and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth Ganon out of the wood, and tore forty and two children of them.
So does your son have a little yellow triangle birthmark on his hand?
No but I 100% tried to name him Link and got overruled.
And now he is called Agahnim?
Not many people know this but Ganon saved my life. This was back in the early 2010s. I was strolling around my neighborhood and I was attacked by a Russian gangster, a feral plumber and 2 to 3 high strung nuns. Just when I thought it was over Ganon comes sprinting over out of no where, he claws one of the nuns right across the eye and fully exposed the plumbers crack(thus depleting his plumber powers). They all immediately fled. Ganon meowed at me and then used his paws to spell out his name and give me this lore before returning home.
Super cute cat, I’m glad to have known him.
Have a great day stranger 👈😎
Spending 2 decades with a dope-ass cat is the fuckin dream. Doing life right.
I remember one time at a hotel, some guy was listening to his cell phone really loudly in the continental breakfast area and Ganon hopped up on his table and knocked over his cereal onto his lap.
He saved my first and third marriages…
Kinda a dick for breaking up your second one though, but Ganon giveth and taketh
I was upset at first, but he was right in the long run.
What the French say about love is true… “omlette du fromage”
