If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
I refuse to
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.
Let that sink in.
You younglings won’t understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won’t notice the meme is wrong.
I could tell if someone was under 18/21 up until I was 30. At 32 everyone under 22 looks so young to me now. At 35, I forgot I wasnt 32
This meme is from the future!
One day this meme will be true.
Are the years metric?
We’ve retired the joke:
Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who’s so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world’s richest man starved for attention?
didn’t even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in… but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he’s so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I’m saying
Is this called a sink in the US? I thought the kitchen sink and the bathroom basin are the correct names, but might be UK specific…
It’s the same for us (India): “Sink” for the kitchen one and “washbasin” for the non-kitchen ones.
it’s me sink.
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
Math is hard
It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you’d be 113 next year.)
Would that not be 113?
Would that not be 113?
🤦 indeed 😳 thanks. (edited)
Only 1900s kids would understand.
One day this will be true
Not if they will die before then…
I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.
That math doesn’t math. I’m just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.
I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
Time is a human invention.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist! Oh, what’s the time?
It’s quarter to nine. Time to have a bath.
Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world
