See the great historical documentary ‘Forrest Gump’.

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I’m writing a story where children are immediately under a birth debt once they are born and its an entire generations dream to get out from under that debt.

The movie ‘Waiting’ has a character whose entire arc is them trying to get over urinal anxiety while working one crazy shift at an Applebee’s clone.

Early Ryan Reynolds. Some of the humor hasn’t aged well, but it shines a light on the service industry for those that haven’t worked in a kitchen/bar/restaurant.

Honest question: how bad do things have to get in the US for citizens to qualify for refugee status?

I can’t say for sure why. When I got married she just wanted to take one of my names (I have two last names). I’m not famous or anything, so it doesn’t carry any clout. Maybe she wanted a fancy sounding hyphenated name too, because she added one of mine to her current one.

I knew Grimace wasn’t too be trusted.

This whole campaign seems to want to make having cheap fast food on private jets a thing. Maybe they think this humanizes them to Joe Blue-collar? Maybe one of them has terrible taste and the others just want to ironically be part of the club?

I don’t care what kind of reptilian lizard wizard is in charge of the galley on that plane, there’s no way you are breathing life back into McDs after schlepping that all the way from the frier to the tarmac.

When Jabba Stops breathing-

Thanks and fixed.

Ooh, or a really gnarly exploitation film about the hours of horrible treatment Leia goes through when she is captured and leads up to a final scene where she gets to strangle her abuser.

When Jabba stops breathing, so does the film.

I’m thinking along the lines of ‘Rosenkrantz and Gildenstern are Dead’ where we see only the action, or lack thereof from the point of view of minor supporting characters.

Picture a film that is two hours of R2 and C3P0 wandering the deserts of tattooine before being captured, then the film ends before any action happens.

If I don’t get a Star Wars side project that is actually ‘written’ from the point of view of a lovable but flawed Astro mech/ communication droid duo, I’ll do it myself, by jingo!

: realizes that this has probably happened dozens of times in both mass market paperback and slash fiction, but I’m just too scared of what I’ll unearth if I look it up:

Unexpected Homestarrunner.

I think must of us are missing the fact that the second to last panel his ‘smile’ is a grimace because he has severed the afflicted hand.

I’ll let you discuss what is meant by this.

‘Heaven is a place in Earth’ was, in fact, released in 1987 by Belinda Carlisle.

Fueled by cheap Big Mac’s, no doubt, though the song neglects to mention them.

Late 90s Chicago, I don’t recall this happening much, but I did have a social studies teacher in 7th grade that let kids take their lunch period in her classroom and the AV cart would usually be tuned in to the Maury Provich show.

I watched a VHS dupe my father had made of this so many times. I don’t think I’ve ever seen the proper cover art of it.

‘See you later, navigator!’

https://g.co/kgs/uNhJedM Toxic Love

If someone dislikes you enough to divorce you, you should think twice before putting a baby in them.

You also have no ownership of said baby as it is still a part of the mother until it screams its way out of the vagina.

Upgrade your Jitterbug, mate. Looks fine from here.