Again, just describing my understanding of reality, sorry it triggered you.

If you knew what InfoWars was at all, it would be pretty obvious, you don’t need to have watched much (which I didn’t, just saw the meme clips). InfoWars was one dude sitting at a desk screaming about conspiracy theories and selling snake oil for hours and hours, that’s all it was. The desk was the only other thing on screen besides Alex Jones afaik. There was nothing special about it, but there was also no other part of the office “featured” on the show. Plus it says “InfoWars” in giant letters on it, so that should make for a fun prop for The Onion.

What would you have called it?

“It’s the desk from InfoWars, which The Onion just bought.”

Better? Sorry I assumed y’all could put two and two together (it’s four, btw).

The Onion bought InfoWars

Neither, just unfunny.

Just treat me like the election process and ignore me, surely that will fix your problems?!

I know Internet forums can be hard to figure out, they’ve only been around for like 4 or 5 decades. See how your name is “clinicallydepressedpoochie”? My name is not. And it’s also not the name of the person who said that. Different people have different names, this is reflected textually within the forum format so you can just look at the name above the comment your looking at to see who posted that comment. Anything else I need to explain?

That’s kind of like saying he takes enough feline insulin to treat feline diabetes.

Lol, someone else said that. And that’s not a belief, it’s a description of reality. Them saying that doesn’t mean they support it, it just means they have a basic understanding of the American electoral process.

Thank you for trying to tell me my beliefs, unfortunately I still have no fucking clue what you’re trying to say, what your position is, or what you think my position is. Maybe try writing it in your original language and translating it.

Yeah, really not sure what that’s supposed to mean either. Clear communication is key in having a productive discussion, I highly recommend it.

You say a bunch of words by they aren’t going to mean anything.

Lololol, the irony of this sentence would be hilarious if it wasn’t indicative of the very avoidable failures of our society.

Blah blah blah

Wow, what a well-reasoned argument. Actively participating in the obviously fucked-up democratic process in an effort to unfuck it is the opposite of “wait and see.” “Wait and see” is your end result.

Not when you factor in the money spent on toilet paper needed to clean up the nasty shits you’ll get from chugging a jar of tomato sauce.

Edit: Not to mention how many meals you could have gotten out of it by eating it on pasta. $5 bucks can get you 5 meals, your way you gotta spend $15 for 5 meals and you don’t get any pasta.

Nah, prison system was made to keep slavery legal, disenfranchisement is just a bonus.

I wouldn’t recommend consuming an entire jar of pasta sauce regardless of sugar content, it’s just not economical.

It is the Democrats fault that there are so many cowardly, weak-minded losers in charge of the party though.

Watch Mr. Show, Tom Kenny was just as versatile and ubiquitous on that. Plus you can see one of the Jan 6 Traitors before he was certifiably insane!

It’s believable if it’s set in winter somewhere cold. Otherwise yeah, if it hasn’t been established that the car does that sometimes, it’s bs. And if that has been established, it’s pretty heavy-handed foreshadowing.