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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Deal maker or breaker?

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Deal maker or breaker?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Seems like a good knight out.

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    Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.

  • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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    Going on a quest? Fuck yeah

    • Carrolade@lemmy.world
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      Nope. Going ice skating and then out for sushi.

      • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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        Close enough.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        Wearing a full suit of armor, accomplishing either IS quite the quest 😄

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    I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.

  • SendPicsofSandwiches@sh.itjust.works
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    Pledge fealty and marry her immediately

  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    Bras are bad enough, now I have to learn how to take off a hauberk?

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    Clearly, I’d put on my robe and wizard hat.

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  • (des)mosthenes@lemmy.world
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    raid.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    Somebody call the locksmith!

  • KrankyKong@lemmy.world
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    Invite her back to my place for some jousting.

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    If it wasn’t the plan already, changing them to Medieval Times.

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    Fight her.

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    1 year ago

    Oh… So I guess I can pass for a Wizard…

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