It never seems to matter how passionate or knowledgeable you are on something, there’s always someone on the internet ready to jump down your throat from the top of the bathtub-curve about it lol

Beautiful owl! Absolutely showing off for the camera lol

Before sleeping. It also always makes me think of this song

That’s fair. I can imagine that there’s a fine line bettween nature photographer and bird-harassing paparazzi lol

Whelp this is officially the most adorable owl I’ve ever seen. So smooth and round. Would definitely give several field mice.

same energy

Anarchy chess has entered the chat

Truly a superb mayor!

That’s really cool!

I thought this was a sub dedicated to owls. This is just a picture of Jamie Hyneman

Pledge fealty and marry her immediately

Very spacious, open concept floor plan. Room for a few owlets. We’ll take it!

Ultimate pettiness from the germans will always be “French invention, manufactured in Germany” written on the aerial flechettes

“I WILL PINCH YOU WITH THIS TALON! AND THEN THE WORLD!!!” I imagine this in Izma’s voice from emperor’s new groove

I love this owl, she looks like she’s constantly threatening world domination

Lol that one’s an old meme, but it’s entertaining to find places to put it

Photographer: “Say cheese!”

Owl: “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

Lightly toasted rodent eliminator.

The bath photo is absolutely adorable,really glad to see the owl recovered after some time at the med spa

This dude is a massive fuckin rabbit hole holy shit