I’m excited for backward compatibility. Finally, I can experience the Korok Forest at 12 fps instead of the standard 8.

Gesundheit.

They think that just because you voted for a certain guy, it means you love him. Nope. I probably hate Joe Biden more than most Republicans do. Unlike them, I actually know some of his policies. Some of them are great. And some of them are wretched. But most of them are just business as usual bullshit when what we need is real change.

I’m still rocking the 4790K. It’s been a damn good CPU.

Must not be American lol I won’t get my W2 for another four weeks.

But I can use mine and my wife’s last pay stubs to get really close.

“How’s your relationship?”

“It’s rocky.”

“Care to elaborate?”

“I mean, it’s really in the shitter.”

Gotta sit next to the feet and start licking your lips. Look em dead in the eyes and go, “those piggies look soooo suckable.”

See how quickly they react. Worst case scenario, they’re a freak AND a slob.

So far, I think the general consensus is heat death. Being an optimist, my hope is for the big crunch. If that one’s true, what’d be infinitely hilarious is if it always repeats in exactly the same way.

If that’s the case, then I guess all of us do truly live forever. We just microdose the same exact snippet of eternity.

So much of what exists is spheres and circles. Who’s to say time doesn’t also run in a circle?

Imagine still being alive to witness the slow, agonizing death of the universe, when all matter and energy are evenly spread across an incomprehensible vastness, and nothing will or can ever happen again. The next billion years would be fairly interesting until the sun expands and swallows the Earth…or, at least, dries up its oceans. Hopefully, you’ve found a way out and onto another planet for another billion or so years. But after about 170 quattuorvigintillion years of cold, dark, nothingness, you’ll probably get pretty bored of it all.

299,999 is divisible by 7 and 17.

My city dismantled our little skate park around 2022, and my wife and I were kinda sad to see it go.

The city then built a whole new one in its place that’s at least ten times the size with lots of lighting. We see tons of skaters of all ages there all the time. It’s really cool and I’m really happy they did it.

What in the everliving fuck…

AH THE FUCK IS ALIVE KILL IT!

Fedora issue. I restart my Debian machines maybe once every 4-6 weeks.

Hell, when I was a little boy in 2001, you could still accept a ride from strangers. I mean, sure, you could end up in the car with a wannabe John Wayne Gacy, but more often than not, it was a kind stranger offering a ride to a kid walking home in the 105 degree Texas heat.

Brindles and big pointy ears always win my heart.

He is always getting into trouble. He’s 11 years old, and while age has slowed him down some, it’s not made him less curious.

It’s not that simple when most people actively choose the cruelty.

Another layer: Zilwaukee is in MI and Milwaukee is in WI.

Later, I go home, look in the mirror, and exclaim:

When I did it, you could opt out electronically for 5 years, but a lifetime opt out requires you to mail a printed form. I’m guessing the lenders have something to do with that and are banking on most people not having a printer.

Edit: Or having to deal with paying for a stamp and putting something in the mail.

But yes, I love their 90s clip art.