Meth’ll make you do some crazy things.

Invite her back to my place for some jousting.

It’s by design

This guy should definitely face punishment, but maybe we shouldn’t dilute the term “domestic terrorism” with something like this…

Funny, I assumed it was about millennials.

I’m just getting into stocks. Would this be a good time to invest now that it’s low?

MVP

I have a fairly unusual, albeit not unheard of, first name. As far as I can tell, I’m sharing my first and last name with 5 or so people in the US. Back in 2008 or so I nabbed first.last@gmail.com (I also own www.firstlast.com haha). Every so often one of my brethren will use my email at dicks sporting goods or something. I always finish activating the account for them and sign them up for text alerts or something. Nothing evil. I figure they can just reply “stop” to opt out.

I know the feeling. A few months ago I randomly got a video call from my boss. Both he and the owner of the company were in the line. They let me know that they unfortunately had to let go of almost everyone on the dev team. Some funding had fell through (gotta love startups). Fortunately, I got to keep my job that day, but I can’t shake the feeling that another layoff is right around the corner.

Once we perfect it, you mean.

I don’t at the moment. I accidentally left it in the handicapped stall of a Walmart restroom a few weeks ago.

I guarantee there was a lack of trigger discipline at play

Nope, it hasn’t been legal for some time.

Edit: Sorry, I was thinking of medical insurance. The Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act doesn’t apply to life insurance.

Looks like kowloon walled water park

I just push the bittons around in a circle motion till I find it

Oh wowwww. Look at mr/mrs bigshot over here with 192 GB of ram.

Why so secretive of your ram?

Honestly, dude clearly doesn’t want this. He just doesn’t want the shame that would come with stepping down at this point.