> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking timeCompare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final bossYou know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
Because of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.
>Battlefield 4
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
>Pokémon Yellow
>Has other colors
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.
> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic> Enter the Matrix > No math whatsoever in the gameTarget audience is GPUs
> find “matrix filter” on shadertoy
> look inside
> pow
Legend of Zelda
But you’re saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link’s Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn’t even a character in that one.
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Zelda doesn’t even appear
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
half life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it’s original capacity, it still lets you charge it to “100%”, its just that you’ve charged it to 100% of that 80%.
