I once again forgot yesterday just from being too busy, so I’ll be doing another one later.

That original post feels like it’s written by an LLM.

I wish they would put the official app on F-Droid. I use PixelDroid, but it’d still be nice to try.

And yet Amaze on F-Droid is probably a better product.

“Another day has passed and I still haven’t used the notion that the height of something on a slope is equal to the horizontal distance from the start of the slope times the steepness of the slope plus the initial height of the slope off the ground.” I swear people treat math as something you explicitly need to sit down and write the equations for to get any use out of instead of just, like, them being useful to make you a more logical, well-rounded thinker. It’s like thinking the sole point of reading Of Mice and Men in 8th grade is so that you can randomly recite quotes from it years later.

Teletubbies is an eldritch horror story for 3-year-olds; CMV.

In a time of crisis where 75% of US adults are overweight or obese, it actually is a good thing that we talk to people in our lives about things we’re doing to lose weight, as long as that’s being used as a positive example and not a way to act superior. (Also, if eating salads makes you sad, you’re doing salad wrong; iceberg lettuce with a few croutons and dressing is a salad in the same way that unseasoned broth with noodles and nothing else is soup.)

You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.

I genuinely never noticed until now how much Juliette Danielle is trying not to laugh in this scene, and in fact right after this her body starts jolting in a way that you can tell she’s laughing inaudibly.

“Apple’s new estate planning app” was one of the ones I had planned for this awful contingency.

The slideshow says the group’s “targeting methodologies” would include creating fake Wikipedia user accounts to try to trick editors into identifying themselves by sharing personal information or clicking on malicious tracking links that can identify people who click on them. It is unclear whether this has begun.

What a bunch of complete dipshits. That being said, there are ways to request yourself to be allowed to use a VPN when editing if these fascist threats intimidate you.

I’ve seen enough pornographia to know where this is going.

This is officially the last line of dialogue before the first sex scene (which I don’t think has any dialogue, but which I’ll watch to make sure). There’s still a poll open in Day 38’s shitpost, so be sure to vote there if you want to! Option 3, no lyrics, is currently winning, but Option 1 is very close. Remember that you can vote for multiple however you want to. Whatever gets decided there will be applied to all four sex scenes.

PS: I think he’s actually saying “Oh, Lisa, you’re nice. Oh, yes.” But I just ran with what was in the subtitles because it’s barely audible, and so I can’t say for sure.

(Adjusting for inflation in the US, $550 in 2014 would be $730 today. Thus, approximately the 5070 Ti price.)

Option 3: Cover no lyrics whatsoever. (ex. “I will, I will, I will” gets zero posts.)

Pros:

• This is technically the correct interpretation, as I started this challenge saying “every line of dialogue”; lyrics aren’t dialogue.
• No NSFW screenshots, so viewable in public.
• The lyrics are probably among the least funny parts of this movie.

Cons:

• You miss out on all of the lyrics and screenshots no matter how funny they are. There are four of these in the movie, so that’s at least a few months’ worth of content and 10+ minutes of the film.
• You potentially cheapen the challenge and make it feel less-than-whole, even if it’s technically, pedantically correct.

Option 2: Cover every single line no matter how often it’s repeated. (ex. “I will, I will, I will” gets three separate posts)

Pros:

• You get to see my mental state slowly deteriorate as these lyrics repeat over and over.
• You maximize the number of shitposts.

Cons:

• This is going to take an eternity. For example, the standalone line “I will” is said 21 consecutive times in the first sex scene, meaning three real-world weeks of increasingly deteriorating shitposts. There are four sex scenes total, which will take at least several months.

Option 1: Cover all unqiue lyrics one time each and skip repeated lyrics. (ex.: “I will, I will, I will” gets condensed to one post.)

Pros:

• This is the only reasonable compromise between two extremes.
• This means that you still get to “experience” every lyric without them wearing thin.
• You give me a modest challenge.

Cons:

• As a compromise, this means that people who don’t want the lyrics and sex scenes still have to experience them, and the purists who want every single line miss out.

7-Zip is better and isn’t shitty nagware

Fandom is gross anyway. Contributing to independent wikis is a much better use of your time. https://getindie.wiki/

It isn’t known if Epicurius actually said this.