Hi Dr. Nick!

Don’t go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it’s no soup for you!

That’s my body! I don’t know you!

Did Garfield eat lasagna again?

And the name of this country is now, ugh, Bonerland.

How do you feel about your team’s execution?

It really didn’t want to go to Sierra Leone.

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

Does anyone really know what time it is?

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Sometimes it’s the ones you most suspect.

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…

I need tungsten to live!

Sex! What’s so wrong about hearing people on the Internet talk about sex? They had sex.

I like the way Nitup thinks.

I would’ve settled for razor blades. No, I get apples instead. That’s not candy.

He’d rather be on Wheel of Fortune anyway.

Can I play the piano anymore?

I need about tree fitty.