Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Why?
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Hotel? Trivago
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I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
Actual strawman just dropped
That’s painful sounding
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You’ll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
Relevant username.
Holleerrrrinnn
Is that where the name comes from?
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
New chess grandmaster strat just dropped
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